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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Dear God Who Created Voters... (Prayer for Kenyan Elections)

Dear God Who Created Voters
Our Father in Heaven, we come before you this day to ask forgiveness and seek your direction and guidance.

Almighty, it is five years ago, today, you got us back on the road after we had gone down the 2007 path.

We never thanked you then, and we have not thanked you now, but being the Lord of life, you have kept your promises.  We are approaching a similar time in the history of Kenya.  And we are so weary of the things that are surrounding the season.

The killings in Tana and Rift Valley; The deaths in Baragoi and Garissa; The rampages in Kisumu and Mombasa; Road carnages and tribal animosity.


We have polluted the air with hatred and ill will, in the name of freedom of expression.  We have

Thursday, February 14, 2013

VALENTINES DAY MESSAGES FROM POLITICIANS (hilariously)...


Politician, like a mad man sometimes speak a true word, but you watch him, he will soon add something to it that will tell you his mind is spoilt.- Achebe

Their message on Valentines day:
Raila (Dr of vitendawili): Valentine is a creation of the media. Wasn't consulted. the red colour means tna rigging
We sought Valentine messages from our political leaders as it is thoughtful to get their insights always.  They spoke highly on Valentine and love but clearly they added somethings that proved a Kenyan politician will remain just that -- a politician.  As Chinua Achebe, he of the ‘a Man of the People’ once said, a mad man sometimes speak a true word, but you watch him, he will soon add something to it that will tell you his mind is spoilt.  Today, comparing our rugged politics and rogue politicians, I wonder which defines us more.

(The Valentine Message below in no particular order):



“Let me tell you.  I have a track record in Valentinediction.  This being a jubilee valentine, it is not going to be done by GUESSWORK or analogue people.  It is going to be done by PERFORMERS who believe in KUPENDA na KUTEMA.

In 1984 at the age of 18, while at class seven studying civics education, I learnt of Ntimama and Kosgey showering flowers during valentines in analogue manner until now.  We are going to have an online Valentine with our significant others and groupies.

Those guys of VITENDAWILI and NUSU-MKEKA are not going to get any flower or follower or lover.  We are going to win dates and fiancés on the first round.

And let me tell you.  We are going to put over 2 acres of land of flowers on IRRIGATION and nobody
will be hungry of love or thirsty of valentines love.  
RAILA (Dr of vitendawili)
First let me say Valentine is the creation of the media.  There is no where it was said valentine is a day of those with fiancés or lovers.  When Kibaki agreed on this, I was not CONSULTED.  And therefore as cord we reject that valentine day.

Thursday, February 07, 2013

MONEY-FESTOS WITH FREE LOANS PROMISE OUT OF POINT



Snippets

  • Presidential candidates promising free loans or money to jobless youth
  • Every town is abuzz with street-vendors so…
  • Most people doing small business consider themselves jobless
  • Industrialization is the way out..

A promise we keep on getting from the top candidates in the presidential race is that they will give grants and soft, interest-free loans to all jobless youths.  There is no doubt that this is a noble idea.  There is also no doubt that this is given in good faith.  The only question is whether it would be wise, whether that approach can really solve our unemployment and poverty problems.

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